Monster: Sir Nobbynuts

Number: 126
Height: 22cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, nobbly body
Fur: Yellow fuzzy
Fart velocity: Moist
Phlegm consistency: Runny
Description: Wobbling its way through the day, this bumbling monster is the epitome uncouth and ill-mannered. The term “Sir” is widely incorrect. It navigates its nutty day by leaving angry and vaguely threatening signs on lampposts, lining up porcelain dolls on street corners and yelling foghorn-like noises at people as they pass by. We should really rename this monster to Nutty Nuisance.