Monster: Wide Eyed Weirdo V1

Height: 12cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes
Fur: Red long-haired
Fart velocity: Silent whistle
Phlegm consistency: Bubbly
Description: We don’t know why anyone would volunteer to have these tiny terrors around them 24/7, but people make weird decisions. For your safety we’ve made sure you can keep them attached to you at all times to keep them out of as much trouble as possible. However, we are not responsible for their behaviour!