Monster: Wide Eyed Weirdo

Number: NA
Height: 12cm
Features: Human-like teeth, slitted green eyes, blue tooth underpants
Fur: Black long-haired
Fart velocity: Trombone
Phlegm consistency: Frothy
Description: All this fiend has to do is look into your eyes and you’re toast! Its dark green peepers will hypnotise you into a painful oblivion similar to pulling teeth. Don’t believe us? Just look at its pants!