Monster: Annoyed Alien

Number: NA
Height: 16cm
Features: Human-like teeth, wide dark eyes, tongue hanging out, clingers, holding a sign
Fur: Leopard fleece
Fart velocity: Overachiever
Phlegm consistency: Chunky
Description: Don’t be surprised if you see this grumpy, three-eyed extra-terrestrial blinking its beady eyes in an attempt to daze and confuse you. It’s trying to distract you so that you don’t realise the diabolical schemes it is concocting.